The Music Elitist

So it turns out Jennifer Aniston wasn’t a fan of John Mayer’s twittering. Just more proof that she’s a dumb bitch because John Mayer’s Twitter is rather entertaining. Here’s what The Daily Mail said:

A friend of the 40-year-old actress said she was unimpressed he found time to write random ramblings on the site, but not to contact her.

A pal claimed in America’s Star magazine: ‘John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her e-mails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say, “I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”

‘Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

‘Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like, “He has time for all this Twittering but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?”‘

The couple decided to end their romance just days after Jennifer returned to the U.S.

Hmmm..I can’t imagine why John Mayer would find Twitter more interesting than talking to you, Jen. Maybe its because you never stop talking about that dude you use to be married to who left you for the hotter chick who likes to adopt children from other countries. Or maybe its because you said previously mentioned dude’s name in bed with John once.