The Music Elitist

So Josh Freese has a new CD out. If you don’t know who Josh Freese is, he is a studio/session drummer who has played for A Perfect Circle, The Vandals, Devo and most recently Nine Inch Nails (until last year). Apparently the guy has a pretty great sense of humor. Check out the different album packages he has available. My favorite is the one that costs $75,000:

• -Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
• -T-shirt**
• -Come out on tour with me for a few days.
• -I write, record and market a 5 song EP about you and your life story.
• -Take home any of my drumsets (only one but you can pick which one)
• -*Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini OR we play “quarters” and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
• -If you have a band, I’ll join it for a month….play shows, record a CD together, have a swim party, etc…. or none of the above. We could also just sit in yer basement and jam old Van Halen.

OR

• If you don’t have a band I’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks….10 am to 5 pm) and then we take a limo down to Tijuana and I’ll show you how it’s done (what that means I can’t legally get into here, right this minute). If you don’t live in LA but are in the USA I will come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
• -Take a Flying Trapeze lesson together in the San Fernando Valley and then Robin from NIN and his wife make us raw lasagna.

It’s times like this I wish I had ridiculous amounts of disposable income so I could see if he would actually do all this stuff. Anyone want to loan me $75,000? And by loan I mean, give some money I don’t have to pay back.