This is old news at this point, but I have a 9-5 job that I get paid for, so this is the only time I had to post it today.
In any case, being the good Christian girl that Miley Cyrus is, she decided to include a pole dance in her performance on the TEEN Choice Awards last night. Notice how I emphasized TEEN.
She also decided to make her entrance onto the stage from what looks like a mobile home or trailer. Good to see she’s not even bothering to hide the white trash now. That way we won’t be surprised when she’s knocked up at age 22, has the baby, gets divorced a year later, parties her ass off, shaves her head, has a mental breakdown and has to have her father make every decision for her til she gets her act together. Why does that sound so damn familiar?

